Saturday, June 17, 2006
Jogoya Japanese Buffet
2/5
Oh dear, last night I was starvin, Marvin, I really wanted buffet. You know when you're so hungry you THINK you would get your money's worth at a buffet? Well, so B-boy and I walked over to Jogoya by 101. I've been to the Minchuan location before, thought it was good, so thought to go again last night. With it being buffet I thought B-boy could have a wide selection of stuff to eat.
Man, the food is so suck I'm not even going to bother typing out the website nor address. I was seeing stars by the time we got there I thought I was going to pass out from hunger. The place was too big, get your own water, crazy kids running around, bad Engrish translation for the food, one serviette and wet nap per person, wtf? IT'S SO SUCK! I sooo wanted to take pictures of the description of the food but didn't have my camera with me.
Let me see if I can remember a few (approximate, but trust me, what I'm about to type is most likely much more tame compared to the real description cards from last night)...
Milk Tea was translated as: Princess Woman Hold Tea with Milk Tea
Steamed Fish with Ginger was sumn like: Fish of Aging Ginger with Steaming
A sign read "The ice cream scoop is to your left" was translated into Engrish as sumn like: Is Your Convenient Ice Cream Spoon Seed is You Back Down Square
We each had 1.5 plates then left. I don't remember it last time as THIS suck, but man, it so suck. And so far to walk, too. The whole point of buffet is to make you fatter, ain't it? That means minimal walking to buffet table, ain't it?
Sauntered over to Eslite after our low fat dinner, feeling pretty bad about a dinner is suck, but the new InStyle magazine with its SHOE REPORT: MUST HAVE SUMMER SANDALS later, I was feeling pretty unsuck. Got home, had popcorn, read 50 BEST MAKEUP TIPS EVER!, watched some Sopranos.
Wow, for $800 some dollars per person, Jogoya really sucks. And enough with the deep fried fish balls, shrimp balls, ant balls, worm balls. Is Japanese food all about deep fried balls?
Did I mention Jogoya is so suck? I like saying it like this. I'ma say it like this from now on. It so suck. Is so suck. Jogoya is so suck la! It is sucks la! Aiya! No go Jogoya la, mm hou la. Jahn hai hou nahn sik. Hai ya! It is so suck.
Ok, I'm done. Thank you, come again. But definitely NOT to Jogono.
Marks mainly given for service and presentation. Service at individual stations was good overall. Food LOOKED good. Food and selection sucked. Too much walking. Too big. Too many kids running around trying to kill you. Couldn't flag down a waitstaff cuz the place was too damn big. Should have water jugs at different spots throughout the restaurant, not carry your dinky tiny glass to the other end of the restaurant, pour a glass, then having to go back again to do the same. And no plain steamed white rice.
Oh dear, last night I was starvin, Marvin, I really wanted buffet. You know when you're so hungry you THINK you would get your money's worth at a buffet? Well, so B-boy and I walked over to Jogoya by 101. I've been to the Minchuan location before, thought it was good, so thought to go again last night. With it being buffet I thought B-boy could have a wide selection of stuff to eat.
Man, the food is so suck I'm not even going to bother typing out the website nor address. I was seeing stars by the time we got there I thought I was going to pass out from hunger. The place was too big, get your own water, crazy kids running around, bad Engrish translation for the food, one serviette and wet nap per person, wtf? IT'S SO SUCK! I sooo wanted to take pictures of the description of the food but didn't have my camera with me.
Let me see if I can remember a few (approximate, but trust me, what I'm about to type is most likely much more tame compared to the real description cards from last night)...
Milk Tea was translated as: Princess Woman Hold Tea with Milk Tea
Steamed Fish with Ginger was sumn like: Fish of Aging Ginger with Steaming
A sign read "The ice cream scoop is to your left" was translated into Engrish as sumn like: Is Your Convenient Ice Cream Spoon Seed is You Back Down Square
We each had 1.5 plates then left. I don't remember it last time as THIS suck, but man, it so suck. And so far to walk, too. The whole point of buffet is to make you fatter, ain't it? That means minimal walking to buffet table, ain't it?
Sauntered over to Eslite after our low fat dinner, feeling pretty bad about a dinner is suck, but the new InStyle magazine with its SHOE REPORT: MUST HAVE SUMMER SANDALS later, I was feeling pretty unsuck. Got home, had popcorn, read 50 BEST MAKEUP TIPS EVER!, watched some Sopranos.
Wow, for $800 some dollars per person, Jogoya really sucks. And enough with the deep fried fish balls, shrimp balls, ant balls, worm balls. Is Japanese food all about deep fried balls?
Did I mention Jogoya is so suck? I like saying it like this. I'ma say it like this from now on. It so suck. Is so suck. Jogoya is so suck la! It is sucks la! Aiya! No go Jogoya la, mm hou la. Jahn hai hou nahn sik. Hai ya! It is so suck.
Ok, I'm done. Thank you, come again. But definitely NOT to Jogono.
Marks mainly given for service and presentation. Service at individual stations was good overall. Food LOOKED good. Food and selection sucked. Too much walking. Too big. Too many kids running around trying to kill you. Couldn't flag down a waitstaff cuz the place was too damn big. Should have water jugs at different spots throughout the restaurant, not carry your dinky tiny glass to the other end of the restaurant, pour a glass, then having to go back again to do the same. And no plain steamed white rice.
# posted by Joytoyz @ 11:39 PM 
